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GoodExcuse好借口Therewasamiddle-agedmanwhoboughtaMercedesconvertible2000.有个中年男子买了一辆奔驰2000敞篷车。Hetookoffdowntheroad,flooringitupto80mphandenjoyingthewindblowingthroughwhatlittlehairhehadleftonhishead.他开车上路，加速到时速80英里，享受着风儿吹过头上那头超短发的快感。“Thisisgreat,”hethoughtandflooreditsomemore.“好舒服。”他边想边继续加速。HelookedinhisrearviewmirrorandseesaStatePatrolbehindhim.这时，他从后照镜看到后面有个公路警察。“Icangetawayfromhimwithnoproblem,”thoughtthemanandflewdowntheroadatover100mph.“要把他甩掉还不容易。这个人边想边加速”到100多英里急驰而去。Thenhethought,“WhatamIdoing?I’mtoooldforthiskindofthing,”andpulledovertothesideoftheroadandwaitedforthepoliceofficer.接着他又想说：“我到底在干吗？这把年纪实在不适合做这种事。于是把车停到路边等警”察来。TheofficerpulledinbehindtheMercedesandwalkeduptotheman.警察把车停在这辆奔驰后面，走到这个人旁边。“
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The Gold and Silver Axe Once upon a time, there was a farmer who wanted to get some firewood from the forest. On his way to the forest, there was a river. The farmer got thirsty so he sat near the river and tried get some water. But suddenly he dropped his axe down into the river. “How can I cut the wood down without an axe?” the farmer thought, so he cried and cried. The God of the river heard the farmer crying, so he came out with a silver axe. “Does this silver axe belong to you, farmer?” the God of the river asked. “No, that’s not mine.” the farmer answered. Then the God of the river took out a gold axe. “Does this gold axe belong to you, farmer?” the God of the river asked. “No, that’s not mine.” The farmer answered. “He’s telling the truth,” the God of the river thought. “Dear farmer, for your honesty, I’ll give you both a silver axe and the gold axe as the reward,” the God of the river said. “Thank you, God of the river, thank you so much!” the farmer laughed and bowed to the God of the river. The honest farmer went home with those three axes, sold them and lived wealthy for the rest of his life. The farmer’s neighbor heard about this story. He wanted to be rich too. So he came to exactly the same river and threw his axe into the river, then stared cry and cry pretend he lost his axe, too. The God of the river heard him, so he came out again with a silver axe.“Does this silver axe belongs to you?” the God of the river asked. That person saw t
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A Woodman came into a forest to ask the Trees to give him a handle for Ax. It seemed so modest a request that the principal tree at once agreed to it, and it was settled among them that the plain, homely Ash should furnish what was wanted. No sooner had the Woodman fitted the staff to his purpose ,than he began laying about him on all side. felling the whole matter too late, whispered to the Cedar: "the first concession has lost all ;if we has not a sacrificed our humble neighbor, we might have yet stood for ages ourselves."译文：有一个樵夫来到森林里，要求树给他一跟斧柄，看来他的请求非常谦虚，立刻得到了树的首领的同意。他们决定由平凡而朴素的白杨树来提供所需要的东西。樵夫刚按好斧柄，就开始到处乱砍，森林里最高的树都砍倒了，树林现在察觉大势已去，就小声对衫树说："第一次的让步已失去了一切。如果我们不牺牲我们的小小的邻居，我们自己还可以活无数年呢。"
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TheminorstoryofEnglishOnceuponatine,therelivedarichman.Hehadaservant.Heandtheservantlovedwineandgoodfoodverymuch.Eachtinetherichmanlefthishome;theservantwoulddrinkthewineandeatupallthenicefoodinthehouse.Therichmanknewwhathisservantdid,buthehadnevercaughthisservantdoingthat.Onemorning,whenhelefthome,hesaidtotheservant,“Herearetowbottlesofpoisonandsomenicefoodinthehouse.Youmusttakecareofthem.”Withthesewords,hewentout.Buttheservantknewwhattherichmanhadsaidwasuntrue.Aftertherichmanwasawayfromhishome,heenjoyedanicemeal.Becausehedranktoomuch,hewasdrunkandfelltotheground.Whentherichmancameback,hecouldn’tfindhisfoodandhiswine.Hebecameveryangry.Hewoketheservantup.Buttheservanttoldhisstoryverywell.Hesaidacathadeatenupeverything.Hewasafraidtobepunished,sohedrankthepoisontokillhimself.从前有一个时候，有一个富人。他有一个仆人。他和仆人爱酒水和良好的食物非常多。每当有钱人离开家；仆人就喝葡萄酒，吃的所有食物中的好房子。有钱的人知道仆人做了什么，但是他从来没有被他的仆人这样做。一天早上，当他离开家时，他对仆人说，“这里有两瓶毒药和一些不错的食物在家。你必须好好照看它们。”说完这些话，他出去了。仆人知道富人说是不真实的。在富人离开家后，他有一个很好的餐。因为他喝得太多了，他喝醉了，倒在地上。富人回来后，找不到他的食物和酒。他变得很生气。他醒来的仆人了。仆人告诉他的故事非常好。他说，猫吃了一切。他害怕受到惩罚，所以他喝毒药自杀
