不一样@016
刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:前台小姐:“hello.”美国人:“hi.”前台小姐:“youhavewhatthing?”美国人:“canyouspeakenglish?”前台小姐:“ifinotspeakenglish,iamspeakingwhat?”美国人:“cananybodyelsespeakenglish?”前台小姐:“youyourselflook.allpeopleareplaying,nopeoplehavetime,youcanwait,youwait,younotwait,yougo!”美国人:“goodheavens.anybodyherecanspeakenglish?”前台小姐:“shoutwhatshout,quietalittle,youonearthhavewhatthing?”美国人:“iwanttospeaktoyourhead.”前台小姐:“headnotzai.youtomorrowcome!”美国人吐血。。。