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英语短剧: The Tortoise and the Hare(龟兔赛跑) 旁白:Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening. 兔子:Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing? 乌龟:Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking. 兔子:Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now. 乌龟:No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner. 兔子:Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run. 乌龟:Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match. 兔子:What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first. 乌龟:OK ! 兔子:Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me. 旁白:Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river. 猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race. 乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself. 小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner, 乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race . 猴子: Ready? Go! 旁白: Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree. 兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest. 旁白: Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy. 乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree. 兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time. 旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree. 猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner! 兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him. Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?
艰难之旅
只有三人的英语小品场景: (Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency) (Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse: Who is injured? (Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...) Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green. Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there. Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts) Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue. Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over... Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while. (Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr. Green: N
尛嘴亂吃
男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?) 男:I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 女:I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 男:Is this seat empty?(直译:这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。) 男:Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。) 男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?) 女:Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。) 男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。) 女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)
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