英文对话长篇

That is the outstanding answer I've ever heard.

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“hello.” 美国人：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 美国人：“can you speak english?” 前台小姐：“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?” 美国人：“can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!” 美国人：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?” 前台小姐：“shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?” 美国人：“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come!” 美国人吐血...

A: Hi, guy! How is it going! B: Oh, well. You know I am busy all the time. A: The college entrance examination has come to an end, which recalls me much of the days brought to me. Now, billions of senior students have gained their freedom in some way. Have you heard the report that about 840,000 senior students gave up it this year? B: Yes, in my opinion, it seems less important to take part in it since we have many choices when we expect a brilliant future! A: All right.as a undergraduate, I realize that even you enter a excellent college, that doesn't mean you would achieve more and gain success. B: I agree, high education highlights the learning methods instead of what we learn. So, here in college, knowledge and ability matter most, not just solely based on high goals in exam. A: What do you want to do for your corporate life in the future? B: I prefer to be a good ads designer. A: Oh, great! It involves creativity and good ideas. But every day when I meet with ads on TV or on the Internet, I just ignore it. I think ads sometimes drive me mad. B: Indeed, there are quite a few ads lacking of creativity and origin, but we can't deny some good ads have impressed upon us and make our life better and easier. A: I do agree, ads help promote products and services of a company to extend market share, meanwhile, they make us easily accessible to high quality products and save a lot of time in picking up and figuring out which one to buy. B: In fact.to be a good ads designer, you need to keep up with times and learn new technology, such as 3D and PS and related skills. A: It sounds a hard process, and technologies really benefit us a great deal, and improve the quality of life, but it also causes many problems that can't be solved with it. B: Yes, you know every coin has two sides. A: Just put it aside, at least we are advancing. If you find your ideal job, which city would you prefer to stay in? B: Shanghai. It is a big city and full of good chances. There I can achieve success. But now, all of that seem impossible. A: What's the matter? Guy! You can make it! B: You know the final examination is approaching. I am so worried about that! A: Come on! Just a test! Thinking about how you get over the tough difficulties in life, exam is just a piece of cake! And what is the biggest difficulty that you met in your life! B: Oh, let me think. Right, just about learning swimming! It seemed really hard for me in the beginning, but I make it after learning painful lessons and practicing day by day! It's absolute success when you clear all of the obstacles in the way! A:I am happy for you since you have done a good job, the test may not be a question, but for me, the biggest difficulty that most impressed me was how to get a balance between study and recreation.so far, I have figured out some solutions to it! B: That's very good! A: Keep it in mind there is no short cut in life! When you encounter hardships, just face it and learn to handle them on your own. B: Got it. I should learn from Zhanghaidi, never give up!